We're feeling a little thespian!
Masked Desperates
Fasten your seatbelts and hang on for the ride!

Wow what a year we are having! Two riproaring shows in the Shire
and the Northern Beaches and everyone wants a piece of us!
It's true, the reason we've been quiet on the Desperate Front this year is because
we have been so busy in our other lives.
Krissy has been doing back to back "Feathered Friends" Shows. Her beautiful birds
and critters have proved such a hit she has had to forgo other committments
to be able to fill the demand. Seriously doing 5 - 8 shows a week all year.
Lizzie is right now in full rehearsals for her role in a brand new, original Musical
which was offered to her by the writer and producer; Michael Orland.
The Musical is called
BEAUDY, inspired by the fairytale Sleeping Beauty but brought
into modern day Australia. Her role is the wicked, power hungry cougar "Patrice" who
will stopat nothing to get at the "King", take over his "empire" and bring him to his
knees (hell hath no fury kids!) and yes, getting to his daughter and spiking her drink
while on the Gold Coast during schoolies outta do it......... You'll have to come and see it
to see how it all turns out. Some amazing talent and the choreography is brilliant.
Ring Ticketek to book. it's on at The Parade Theatre, NIDA in Kensington
July 7th - 24th. Don't miss it and Lizzie's debut into Musical Theatre.
More on the
Our Network Page.

More news.........
This year we introduced Psychic Reader, Danielle Lee
who, with her 10 minute readings has proved very popular.
We have also had the pleasure of bringing
Mick On Wheels to several of our shows.
Mick is a singer from the South Coast and blew us away when we met him at a
Fund Raiser we hosted for Parameadows School in Wollongong.
We've kinda taken him under our wing and he has performed at several
of our shows giving everyone goosebumps who hears him.
More on
Danielle & Mick on the Our Network page.

Now, here are our upcoming dates and details......

Moksha Indian Restaurant in Jannali
Sunday the 26th September
It'll be here before we know it so start spreading the word.
Still great value for money at $65 and it really is the best fun you can have sitting down!
Lizzie will be doing her fab show and Krissy will still have to be restrained!!!
Yes of course it's our usual crazy madness, our fun raffle and of course a percentage
of the profit made on the day will go to our fave charity the National Breast Cancer Foundation.
Moksha continues to have outstanding cuisine, and if you are a vegetarian or have
special dietary requirements this is never an issue, if you haven't been
to this restaurant before then this is a must for your diary.
And yes our offer still stands
Book for 10 or more and we will shout you your ticket ring Krissy on 0414 528 771 QUICK!


STOP PRESS !!!
MELBOURNE CUP DAY
Hot Hot Hot !!! We are thrilled to announce that we will be hosting
Melbourne Cup Day at Canterbury Bulldogs Leagues Club this year,
we were there 2 years ago and had an absolute ball, it was a sellout and
we have already had requests to reserve 3 tables !
Bookings & payment will eventually be done through the club
but by all means let us know if you would like us to hold a table for you
as a special Desperate V.I.P. service. It's the least we can do.
Glitter lips
For all the info on where and how to book
Go to our Upcoming Events Page click on the downloadable flyer it's all there.
Send it on to your friends and family, gather the troops and make your booking.
Or simply call Krissy on 0414 528 771 now.

Check out our Mugs

Mug shotMug Profile

Yes folks here it is, our beautiful Mug.
Our very first piece of "Desperate Merchandising"
featuring "Tina & Tuna" and Krissy's favourite slogan "Adventure before Dementia"
As you can see the mugs match our aprons in sexy slimming black & hot pink.
The perfect adornment in any home, on any coffee table and next to any computer
on the desk or workbench. A great conversation starter!


Price: $17 each plus postage.
Each Mug will come gift wrapped and carefully packaged to keep it noice. Drop us an email by going to our
Contact Us Page or give us a call (0414 528 771) so we can organise your order, payment and delivery.

Other tidbits...
Did you know that you too can have a couple of Desperate Housewives
host and run your event for you? MC's, sound, lighting, background Music, Show
and great, fun entertainment all in the one package.
Give us a bell.

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We're now on Facebook,
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If you have any queries call us or you can go to our
Contact Us page here on the website and drop us a line. Why not consider us for an event or party you may be planning - you're guests will never forget it, we already have several clients who have used us for Office End of Year do's, birthday parties, Client Cocktail Parties and Staff Christmas Parties as well as other Fund Raising Events and Anniversaries or Awards Nights. Speaking of which don't forget that at every event we hold we give part of the proceeds to the
National Breast Cancer Foundation.

That's it for now folks but do come back and visit us soon as we update regularly. If you have few minutes why not visit our individual websites
www.krisstanley.com and www.liztaylor.com.au and see what else is happening in our worlds between Desperate Housewives Shows.


But before you go, check this out...



And remember - as Krissy says so succinctly: ADVENTURE BEFORE DEMENTIA!!

keep smiling,

Krissy & Lizzie